I decided to change the style of the recap since it was too similar to Rich’s in format. Click on the more to find out more! Photos are from phoenixathon @ capoholic (although, um, yeah, if I keep doing this I should take my own screencaps and stop being so damn lazy).
Civilian Name: “You’re Beautiful, Now Change”
File Under: The Tessa Carlson Awards*
*Awarded to a contestant on America’s Next Top Model For Sucking in a Bathing Suit.
Who…who were you again?
I’m serious. You were on this cycle? You weren’t in Cycle 7 or something? Cycle 5? Cycle 0?
You never modeled for Jet? I could’ve sworn this came out of the December 1997 issue…
File Under: …As the Trainers of Australia’s Next Top Model Cried
File Under: A Tale of Two Js
“Tyra, no one’s going to believe I can portray a convincing hag.”
“Tyra, no one’s going to believe I’m straight.”
moar funny pictures
(I really wanted this clip but it’s not available for embedding on YouTube.)
File Under: Ronald McDonald Hair Aside, I’d Still Hit It
File Under: Models of the Corn
(Done with Picnik.)
Too many long haired models. This season I think Tyra gave up, right down to the the tube top bras and unflattering skirts. Well, at least it prevents against cameltoes and chocolate nurples.
File Under: Things I Hate
I despite Wal-Mart. I’m near 24 years old and I’ve been denied Chappelle’s Show DVDs because I look young and almost denied entry into another Wal-Mart because the “guard” on duty thought I was one of the local North Miami Beach high school kids. I would’ve had my legal ID (as opposed to my college ID alone) if I knew that particular Wal-Mart played “You’re a High School Kid, You’ll Loiter and Loot my Wal-Mart, Now Leave” and I wouldn’t have went anyway if my mother didn’t give me a Wal-Mart gift card. (I prefer the lesser evil that is Target.)
Naturally I saw this
and my brain did this.
After my brain refocused I saw this:
(Done with Aviary.)
Life can be so cruel sometimes.
File Under: This Is Not Australia’s Next Top Best Friend
FIle Under: 9021NO
I can’t find a link on USA Today’s site that proves what I read in the actual print edition, but ANTM got a 3.9 rating share last week–higher than Gossip Girl and 90210. As someone who believes that Tyra’s antics are better than blogisodes, I couldn’t be happier.