The Next Food Network Star: Not You Again

But first, your Garza Zen. You’re welcome.  (And yes, Lisa, I agree: Alton = dick.  I’d love to see him waste away and fail in a restaurant as a line chef, since he’s one of the notable Food Network personalities that has never worked in a restaurant.)
And now, the episode 5 preview, photo heavy but [...]

The Next Food Network Star: The Return of T-Unit

You too can shill products for cash on the side if you win this show!
When last we left Aminal Food Lauren flipped off Fatima over coffee and Secret deodorant and Little Man disapproved of Kevin’s “romance” and we’re well on our way to finding the next Amy Finley.
(Updated with comments from the judges’ blog.)

The Next Food Network Star Goes Bollywood

and…stuff. Episode 3 preview: The fraternity endures potatoes and (later, not in this recap) God Martha Stewart. After the jump!

The Next Food Network Star: Here’s Your Fucking Cup of Coffee, You Big Baby

When last we left Aminal Food, Giada was all

Dominique had yet to get her Snickers bar and Cory was cut because the “selection committee” (who will now be known as “judges” for their stay at hearts for dinner) didn’t find her funny or amusing like Dominique’s mother.

Also Dominique is still not impressed.

the next food network star: i want a snickers bar so bad

 
i haven’t figured out this dial-up stuff, so i have to go away from my dorm for internets.  i can get away to a wireless network every day so it’s not a problem.  but i can’t just be in front of my tv while on the internets, which is not comforting to me.  so there [...]

america’s next top model: the girls from oz!

so i was looking at this picture of the then-final five on the topmodel community @ livejournal (from the cw)

and i just totally saw the wizard of oz.  you know, arms in arms, “we’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz?”  except in leather.
this is what the title card from the original movie [...]