Posted on July 23, 2008 by heart nibbler
heart nibbler’s the next food network star (season 4) timeline
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I did it! I did it! I posted the timeline on Dipity! I’ll update the timeline later with photos and later events, but whatever, it’s up!
I also bring you your two-day advance warning for an Aminal Food marathon. It starts at 2 PM EST [...]
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Posted on July 22, 2008 by heart nibbler
All rise for this recap’s official theme:
Thank you. You may now be seated.
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Posted on July 21, 2008 by heart nibbler
Timetoast isn’t really working out for me. I can’t get it to update! I’m going to try Dipity instead as of tomorrow. Today I have to create a shitload of forms for The Project from Hell. I just need to take care of some afternoon things first. Before I work on the Project, of course. [...]
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Posted on July 21, 2008 by heart nibbler
When last we left Aminal Food we got serious. Hopefully my growing pessimism (no, seriously) will not damper what came after the last 10 minutes.
I know, right?
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Posted on July 20, 2008 by heart nibbler
After the jump, since it contains instances of nurples (”nurples” courtesy of subnoose on LJ via the post I will link to later in the post).
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Posted on July 17, 2008 by heart nibbler
The rest of this post will talk about Aminal Food, but I wanted to talk about my little conspiracy theories again (because I love it). Usually when Project Runway airs it is given the 10 PM (EST) slot on Wednesday evenings. At least for right now it’s been relegated to the 9 PM slot [...]
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Posted on July 15, 2008 by heart nibbler
(This portion of the show has been omitted because if you find people getting dressed and wearing bath robes exciting, you must be Jon Arbuckle or something. We begin at the Venetian, surprisingly, where our frat gets out of a van.)
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Posted on July 14, 2008 by heart nibbler
When last we left Aminal Food we were left wondering if K would actually wow the judges with something they apparently (read: bad editing) had no questions about, macaroni and cheese with God knows how much cholesterol in it lobster. We return to Caesar’s Palace, home of really bad actors and Rao’s, where we [...]
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Posted on July 8, 2008 by heart nibbler
(Here were some things about the frat getting up at 4 AM to catch a flight to Vegas. It was boring, so I chunked it. So we start at the Long Island MacArthur Airport with a Southwest Airlines counter [remember, kids, Wikipedia is your friend]).
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Posted on July 4, 2008 by heart nibbler
ORANGE.
Yeah, that’s right.
Before we start this blog post let me reveal a spoiler that I noticed in a general commercial advertising Aminal Food (and yes, I need to fix my tags on this blog, and that will be soon). Hell, all of this post is a potential spoiler, so if you live in La [...]
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