Posted on July 22, 2008 by heart nibbler
All rise for this recap’s official theme:
Thank you. You may now be seated.
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Posted on July 14, 2008 by heart nibbler
When last we left Aminal Food we were left wondering if K would actually wow the judges with something they apparently (read: bad editing) had no questions about, macaroni and cheese with God knows how much cholesterol in it lobster. We return to Caesar’s Palace, home of really bad actors and Rao’s, where we [...]
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Posted on July 8, 2008 by heart nibbler
(Here were some things about the frat getting up at 4 AM to catch a flight to Vegas. It was boring, so I chunked it. So we start at the Long Island MacArthur Airport with a Southwest Airlines counter [remember, kids, Wikipedia is your friend]).
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Posted on July 7, 2008 by heart nibbler
Yeah, that’s right.
When last we left Aminal Food we drank Milo and destroyed Demelza’s ugly layer cake. The first 10 minutes are here. The ORANGE! ORANGE! recap (so far) is here and here. After the jump (as I predicted), I take a bite out of the judges and their closed-circuit TV and who gets [...]
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Posted on May 10, 2008 by heart nibbler