The Next Food Network Star: The Final Countdown

All rise for this recap’s official theme:

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The Next Food Network Star Gets Serious

When last we left Aminal Food we were left wondering if K would actually wow the judges with something they apparently (read: bad editing) had no questions about, macaroni and cheese with God knows how much cholesterol in it lobster.  We return to Caesar’s Palace, home of really bad actors and Rao’s, where we [...]

Throwdown with the Next Food Network Star

(Here were some things about the frat getting up at 4 AM to catch a flight to Vegas.  It was boring, so I chunked it.  So we start at the Long Island MacArthur Airport with a Southwest Airlines counter [remember, kids, Wikipedia is your friend]).

The Next Food Network Star in the Land of the Dead (and ORANGE), part II

Yeah, that’s right.
When last we left Aminal Food we drank Milo and destroyed Demelza’s ugly layer cake.  The first 10 minutes are here. The ORANGE!  ORANGE! recap (so far) is here and here. After the jump (as I predicted), I take a bite out of the judges and their closed-circuit TV and who gets [...]

announcement: moar the next food network star fun!

after the jump, because it’s long and stuff.