The Next Food Network Star: Welcome Anubis

Remember when I said I was going to shoop some aminal heads on Food Network “stars?” This episode demanded that I at least shoop an aminal on someone’s head today.  The reveal is later in the post.

But first, your Garza zen. (And thanks for the comments, Lisa!)

open letter to mariah carey.

 

 
mimi, 
two words for you: annul now.  and just get married to da brat in england instead.
 
yours, 
 
 
 
the nibbler
photo from jezebel.  quickie photo editing from picnik.