The Next Food Network Star in the Land of the Dead (and ORANGE), part II

Yeah, that’s right.
When last we left Aminal Food we drank Milo and destroyed Demelza’s ugly layer cake.  The first 10 minutes are here. The ORANGE!  ORANGE! recap (so far) is here and here. After the jump (as I predicted), I take a bite out of the judges and their closed-circuit TV and who gets [...]

How to be a firefighter for Halloween

Last time on The Quest to Find a Suitable Halloween Outfit for Meeee, I contemplated being the metal rock.
I thought I wanted to be a firefighter.  But not like this

or this.

Like this!

america’s next top model: the girls from oz!

so i was looking at this picture of the then-final five on the topmodel community @ livejournal (from the cw)

and i just totally saw the wizard of oz.  you know, arms in arms, “we’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz?”  except in leather.
this is what the title card from the original movie [...]