Moar on Lisa Garza

Originally this was going to be after my Episode 4 preview summary, but I’ve decided to push it up to the first post of the day.  The recap will be posted sometime later this afternoon.

The Next Food Network Star: Here’s Your Fucking Cup of Coffee, You Big Baby

When last we left Aminal Food, Giada was all

Dominique had yet to get her Snickers bar and Cory was cut because the “selection committee” (who will now be known as “judges” for their stay at hearts for dinner) didn’t find her funny or amusing like Dominique’s mother.

Also Dominique is still not impressed.

the next food network star: i want a snickers bar so bad

 
i haven’t figured out this dial-up stuff, so i have to go away from my dorm for internets.  i can get away to a wireless network every day so it’s not a problem.  but i can’t just be in front of my tv while on the internets, which is not comforting to me.  so there [...]

announcement: moar the next food network star fun!

after the jump, because it’s long and stuff.