Random stuff (7/20)

After the jump, since it contains instances of nurples (”nurples” courtesy of subnoose on LJ via the post I will link to later in the post).

How to be a firefighter for Halloween

Last time on The Quest to Find a Suitable Halloween Outfit for Meeee, I contemplated being the metal rock.
I thought I wanted to be a firefighter.  But not like this

or this.

Like this!

how to be the metal rock for halloween.

despite befriending her on facebook recently, i wanted to be fatima for halloween.  (therefore creeping her the fuck out and stuff, especially when my flickr photos show up on my facebook gizmo.)  originally i wanted to do the heavy metal picture for the music genres shoot.  

the next food network star preview.

forgive me if this is not complete in any way—i’m currently preparing to file a complaint against the shuttle service that took me to the airport on friday. once it’s filed i’ll give you the details (since this blog is supposed to be my personal blog and all). before I was all set [...]

antm: fats and dom. or dom and fats.

this is a post all about what i forgot or didn’t get to recap in my earlier fats post as well as my new favorite antm contestant ever, dominique.
(item 6.5 is not safe for work, so proceed at your own risk unless your boss loves black girls’ nipples and cameltoe.  item 10 is spoilerific-ish–it’s from [...]

a heart nibbler comic: the princess fatima.

that’s how i feel when i talk about fats too.
unless specified by a link, all screen caps are from phoenixothon.  all words sponsored by the word “bitch” and, like, “like.”

what i did this morning.

yesterday i was in the middle of watching the cw’s bonus footage videos and creating icons for the end of a certain top model contestant that won’t make the final three (hint: it’s the person that a hell of a lot people don’t like, and her name is not whitney or fatima.  in fact, she’s [...]

america’s next top model: the girls from oz!

so i was looking at this picture of the then-final five on the topmodel community @ livejournal (from the cw)

and i just totally saw the wizard of oz.  you know, arms in arms, “we’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz?”  except in leather.
this is what the title card from the original movie [...]

fatima’s age: i knew i wasn’t going crazy.

regarding fatima’s age on top model: when the show started, she was

source: phoenixothon, livejournal.  yes that is an itunes bar at the top of the photo.  deal with it.
and now (or, rather, a few months ago), according to this article on jamarti.com:
She is a beautiful 22 year old girl from Somalia.
and even the cw: 

i dunno, [...]