heart nibbler’s the next food network star (season 4) timeline

heart nibbler’s the next food network star (season 4) timeline
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I did it!  I did it!  I posted the timeline on Dipity!  I’ll update the timeline later with photos and later events, but whatever, it’s up!
I also bring you your two-day advance warning for an Aminal Food marathon.  It starts at 2 PM EST [...]

Random stuff (7/20)

After the jump, since it contains instances of nurples (”nurples” courtesy of subnoose on LJ via the post I will link to later in the post).

The Next Food Network Star: The Return of T-Unit

You too can shill products for cash on the side if you win this show!
When last we left Aminal Food Lauren flipped off Fatima over coffee and Secret deodorant and Little Man disapproved of Kevin’s “romance” and we’re well on our way to finding the next Amy Finley.
(Updated with comments from the judges’ blog.)

The Next Food Network Star Goes Bollywood

and…stuff. Episode 3 preview: The fraternity endures potatoes and (later, not in this recap) God Martha Stewart. After the jump!

The Next Food Network Star: Here’s Your Fucking Cup of Coffee, You Big Baby

When last we left Aminal Food, Giada was all

Dominique had yet to get her Snickers bar and Cory was cut because the “selection committee” (who will now be known as “judges” for their stay at hearts for dinner) didn’t find her funny or amusing like Dominique’s mother.

Also Dominique is still not impressed.

the next food network star: garza state

(I’m tired of typing in all lower caps, so I’ll stop at least for now.)
The second episode preview featuring now disgraced Food Network “star” Robert Irvine, smart Food Network pledges and of course Lisa Garza.  after the more…

the next food network star: i want a snickers bar so bad

 
i haven’t figured out this dial-up stuff, so i have to go away from my dorm for internets.  i can get away to a wireless network every day so it’s not a problem.  but i can’t just be in front of my tv while on the internets, which is not comforting to me.  so there [...]

the next food network star preview.

forgive me if this is not complete in any way—i’m currently preparing to file a complaint against the shuttle service that took me to the airport on friday. once it’s filed i’ll give you the details (since this blog is supposed to be my personal blog and all). before I was all set [...]

antm: fats and dom. or dom and fats.

this is a post all about what i forgot or didn’t get to recap in my earlier fats post as well as my new favorite antm contestant ever, dominique.
(item 6.5 is not safe for work, so proceed at your own risk unless your boss loves black girls’ nipples and cameltoe.  item 10 is spoilerific-ish–it’s from [...]

mocktail: mock of the dom!

like yesterday’s dom of the dead highball but without alcohol, duh.
1/4 of a slice of fresh lime juice (or to taste)
4 oz of youngberry juice
add ice in glass. pour ingredients over ice (an ice-down pour).  and consume.