Posted on July 20, 2008 by heart nibbler
After the jump, since it contains instances of nurples (”nurples” courtesy of subnoose on LJ via the post I will link to later in the post).
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Posted on July 15, 2008 by heart nibbler
(This portion of the show has been omitted because if you find people getting dressed and wearing bath robes exciting, you must be Jon Arbuckle or something. We begin at the Venetian, surprisingly, where our frat gets out of a van.)
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Posted on July 8, 2008 by heart nibbler
(Here were some things about the frat getting up at 4 AM to catch a flight to Vegas. It was boring, so I chunked it. So we start at the Long Island MacArthur Airport with a Southwest Airlines counter [remember, kids, Wikipedia is your friend]).
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Posted on June 7, 2008 by heart nibbler
I always said that I would post a video of how I created my WordPress avatar image and I never did…until now. So here’s the video–be aware that it was posted on Vimeo and has no sound.
more about “Lauren Utter Meets Sin City on Vimeo“, posted with vodpod
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Posted on June 4, 2008 by heart nibbler
despite befriending her on facebook recently, i wanted to be fatima for halloween. (therefore creeping her the fuck out and stuff, especially when my flickr photos show up on my facebook gizmo.) originally i wanted to do the heavy metal picture for the music genres shoot.
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Posted on June 4, 2008 by heart nibbler
it is so easy to get sucked into the internet and forget you want to say stuff on this blog.
right now i will upload some photos from throwdown and will probably make a post about it soon. the photos will show up in the flickr box on the left of this blog.
i’ve decided to cancel the [...]
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Posted on May 18, 2008 by heart nibbler
forgive me if this is not complete in any way—i’m currently preparing to file a complaint against the shuttle service that took me to the airport on friday. once it’s filed i’ll give you the details (since this blog is supposed to be my personal blog and all). before I was all set [...]
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Posted on May 14, 2008 by heart nibbler
this is a post all about what i forgot or didn’t get to recap in my earlier fats post as well as my new favorite antm contestant ever, dominique.
(item 6.5 is not safe for work, so proceed at your own risk unless your boss loves black girls’ nipples and cameltoe. item 10 is spoilerific-ish–it’s from [...]
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Posted on May 10, 2008 by heart nibbler
according to the fashion spot, your winner of america’s next top moddle may possibly be…
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Posted on May 8, 2008 by heart nibbler
that’s how i feel when i talk about fats too.
unless specified by a link, all screen caps are from phoenixothon. all words sponsored by the word “bitch” and, like, “like.”
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