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If you really want to get something published, you shouldn't be in a #nanopanic. If you want a bunch of cyber freebies on the 25th, go ahead 1 hour ago
I put up a replacement recap for ANTM Cycle 13 Episode 10, yay! http://j.mp/4mZKjl 5 hours ago
RT @aurosan: If you think #rihannasforehead is funny #unfollowme --Amen. 6 hours ago
Okay, why aren't the default iPhone cords this thick? http://yfrog.com/beks9j 7 hours ago
Spotted on a church billboard: "Christians have many holidays--Atheists only have April 1." This makes me want to be an atheist more. 8 hours ago