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After a time-wasting sequence that took nearly two and a half minutes away from my life I could’ve used to watch Modern Family with, the Last Munchkins Standing prepared for their CoverGirl commercials, held in some weird Hawaiian version of the Twilight forest minus those bad-acting sparkly vampires.  Something joined them in said forest.

Instead of sparkly vampires we have ANTM winner dinosaurs.  I’d consider this an upgrade.

Along with Teyonasaurus Rex, Nigel showed up to ruin the CoverGirl shoot with his massive chest hair.

The only odd thing about the shoot: Jay’s green coat (jacket?).  It was late spring in Hawaii when this was shot. I’m lost.

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Well, at least Gilles Bensimon is back!

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Tyra showed up at the house for one-on-ones with the Munchkins, which was already done on this past season of Britain’s Next Top Model, but because Tyra did it in this cycle, it was her idea first and she was the only person ever to do this.

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The Water Orgy and Other Runway Facts

1)

At the runway show J and Jay decided to let the home audience know there are decoys in every season of America’s Next Top Model, only this season they didn’t bother hiding the ejected Munchkins with the other hired models so said Munchkins could have a water orgy on the runway.

Yes, it’s cleaner than last cycle’s “mud” (or was it poop?) orgy (sans ridiculous glitter) and just as awfully yet hilariously bad.

2)

Lady GaGa did it better.

3)

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were at this bad display of artificial natural elements called a “runway show.” there. This is not remotely important, but they were there.

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I heard they were the new makeup sponsors for Cycle 14.

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Other than the fact she could’ve auditioned for a non-Munchkin season, thus making this season completely unnecessary, there are no words.  See you next season where hopefully the drinking and smoking bans are lifted, Ann Shoket finally finds herself on the curb with Seventeen and Tyra tries to prove she can get along with women (yeah, right).*

*Okay, so statement three may be true. But I’m still holding out hope for the first two statements to happen.