This week Ashley Brown and the English went to Buenos Aires, which is also known as
To celebrate Ashley played the Fender Sophiecaster.
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On the seventh cycle of America’s Next Top Model, production bought a bus and drove the remaining contestants around Barcelona with male models. BNTM found Ivan (he pronounces it Ee-vaughn) and asked him to show the remaining contestants around Buenos Aires.
In a train.
Viola was attracted to Ivan. The other girls notice.
If this is “naughty”
I can only imagine what Ashley thinks is in Playboy magazine.
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This is the first time I’ve seen a segment used again in the same season by an NTM. I mean, other than the endless stream of mock commercials, but still.
Interviewer: “You realize there were women at this event, correct?”
Ashley: “What do you mean there were women there? Other than Lisa, Sophie, Mecia, Jade, Viola and myself?”
Pause.
Ashley: “Oh, yeah, I was drinkin’ and flirtin’ with some guys. ’S not like those women are important, eh?”
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Argentina’s biggest export is beef. In this show’s endless cycle of mock commercials, the girls did a mock commercial for the Argentine beef industry. Apparently Argentine beef is half-naked male models, horses, British models butchering Spanish and a montage of the English making fun of Ashley’s stare.
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Lisa introduced the contestants to the “Argentinean-style” elimination. Judging “Argentinean-style” consists of a cheap-looking set somewhere in Buenos Aires
and Louis wearing the hottest thing anyone can wear in Argentina.
Note that “hot” does not mean “most-wanted” in this case.
During Mecia and Viola’s Argentine beef commercials, the only commercials to be re-aired at this point in the show, Lisa made faces even Nick Cannon won’t do as WORST HOST EVER of America’s Got Talent.
Mecia does not approve.
During the Skin Bliss campaign shoot, Ashley thought she’s the “only one” in the competition “with the worst body.” On the contrary, Louis thought she looked “pure” in the Skin Bliss campaign shoot and suggested she could be a face in Argentine tourism. Ashley could be the face of Argentine tourism, and she comes with her own nifty tourism slogan as well!
Hey this is Ashley Brown here, my mum found this site haha and i think you are hillarious!!! love it….the ashley brown show!!!:D Just wanted 2 leave a comment becoz this has had me in stitches…ha.
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By: Ashley Brown on June 28, 2009
at 6:12 am
I’m glad you (if you are Ashley Brown, and I’m convinced you are really her) like it!
By: heart nibbler on July 1, 2009
at 4:50 pm
If you are the real ashley brown I have to say that you’ve made this season and I feel compelled to yell BETCH whenever Sophies appears just to celebrate you!
By: spked on July 1, 2009
at 4:59 pm
ha no it is lol, i actually hink ur brilliant!!!!
lol an ano i sophie funny, shes not really like tht all th time tho, wer good frends shes actually really nice!!:D
u ben enjoyin th show then?
i swear like this is my fav site!!!
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By: ashley brown on July 1, 2009
at 5:37 pm
I do enjoy the show!
By: heart nibbler on July 1, 2009
at 5:41 pm
aww cool, nevr relised th things a came out wit.lol.
im mortified
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By: ashley brown on July 1, 2009
at 5:43 pm
[...] First “Buenosaurus,” then “mehor,” then “La Vaca,” now “Buena dias.” I’m never going to get this Britspanglish. Ever. [...]
By: Britain’s Next Top Model, Cycle 5, a.k.a. the Ashley Brown Programme, Episode Viola « hearts for dinner on July 4, 2009
at 8:56 am
[...] I can’t believe I was worried about Ashley thinking about what’s in Playboy. I should be more worried about Sophie, she who once wanted a stranger to tell Sophie what she wore for her husband in the bedroom. [...]
By: Britain’s Next Top Model Cycle 5, Episode 12: The Finale, Part I « hearts for dinner on July 11, 2009
at 8:42 am