In this episode Ashley Brown had moments. Spoiler alert: she gets nervous and either a) talks too much or b) doesn’t talk at all!
After Hayley left the show, she left a Next Top Model Letter™ for the remaining cast and Mecia a special letter because Hayley and Mecia were close in the house. This does not sit well with Ashley, she being one of two Scottish girls (the other is Hayley) to make the final 13.
That’s why you didn’t get a letter.
Because British television is cruel, the cast is sent to an ad casting for show sponsor Imodium. If you ever wanted a sequel to the Cycle 10 go-sees…
or Ashley’s relationship with Mecia after Episode 7…
this is it.
Later Ashley is asked to describe what Imodium does.
I prefer the Wikipedia article on loperamide instead. It makes Imodium sound pleasant.
Next, the girls did a look book casting for Pearl Lowe. Lowe asked the remaining contestants to walk whatever Annaliese is doing below…
and their style icons.
No, tell that to Pearl Lowe.
You know why Ashley couldn’t say anything? She saw the future: a skydiving simulator, Kallo rice cakes and this line (sic)…
If you ever wanted a sequel to COVERGIRLS IN SPACE™, this is it.
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After RICE CAKES IN SPACE™, Daisy and Sophie went to a club as part of Daisy’s RICE CAKES IN SPACE™ win. They meet Abbey Clancy (right), cousin of the dreaded Chloe, the girl no one seemed to like after the non-elimination (but Ashley was OK for some reason). (Also, what is up with this show and bottle service?) Abbey is also the runner-up for Cycle 2 of BNTM. Since Daisy and Sophie hate anything related to Chloe, the two made up a fictional designer which sounds like “Dijon Mayonaier” to cover up meeting the dreaded relative of Chloe.
(Psst, Jade: He’s not real. Calm down, take a break, eat a cookie, whatever.)
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If you ever wanted a sequel to Cycle 9’s recycling and car shoot combined into one (and, to a lesser extent, AustNTM’s recent desert shoot), this is it. The end.
Okay, so Ashley had one more moment.
Your thoughts on this, Ashley’s Rival?
[...] and white wine after those cocktails. Then Ashley and Sophie got their nails done with champagne. Then there was the Abbey Clancy bottle service thing. And now I’m including a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine for Ashley (for Mecia’s [...]
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