My computer is still in the shop but I should have it back next week and my recaps will be flying off the handle again.  I’ll also catch up with my so far six-part series Take London. For right now, enjoy this recap made largely possible by video clips.

Also, last week:

This week:

Not a damn thing changed on that front.

(Note: Video clip links have been taken out because of YouTube-happy flaggers and stuff.  Most of what was here has been reposted here.)

I refuse to talk about House Mother’s most sadistic challenge since the Cycle 6 platform shoe runway.

House Mother hates this season even more than Cycle 11, I can feel it!

(Side note: Isn’t it sad that the majority of the recap only concerns what happens in the first act?  That’s why The Soup ignored this show for Pretty Wicked and For the Love of Ray J. [eww].)

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Speaking of sadism, what the hell was this CoverGirls in Action bit?

Where’s Fatima’s CoverGirls in Action? Fatima was in freakin’ Women’s Wear Daily.  Fatima’s done New York Fashion Week.  Whitney, on the other hand, was in JcPenny.  Who’s next?  Saleisha?  CariDee (I have a bad feeling this will happen)?  Tessa?

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The end of this interview with Sandra on the street with a reporter is exactly what we’ll miss in the coming weeks of America’s Next Top Best Friend, Cycle 11, Only with More Clay Aiken (and, Two Episodes and One Week Away, Ciara).