Posted by: heart nibbler | October 5, 2008

–or not

…and Tyra seperated them, condemning them to never to be together on camera like that again.  The miserable end.

Or maybe they will end up on camera like that:

Tyra Banks has decided to launch a new reality show, inside her [Second Dimension of Her Egotism], called Modelville which will feature Renee Alway, Bianca Golden, Dominique Reighard, Fatima Siad and Lauren Utter vying for a $50,000 contract.

There’s a preview on Tyra’s site that shows the models; it’s not a work of Wikipedian Fiction.

Although I’m confused (that is, unless it’s solely for the money) on why Bianca and Fatima are there (and why Tyra put Lauren in a dress)–I mean, Fats has print work coming out in the near future (not to mention that she’s already signed to an agency) (edit: also, if this is to believed, Dominique’s signed to agencies in LA as well), for chrissakes and Bianca’s modeled for Macy’s–I WILL WATCH.  (Edit: then again, the more agencies, the better, I guess–it’s more money.  Silly nibbler!)

You sold me with

Dominique Reighard, Fatima Siad and Lauren Utter

I mean, that’s the only way to sell Tyra’s So You Think You Can Cook?/Hey, Can You Cook?: with the Holy Trinity of Cycle 10.  The Face of God, the Face of Zob and the Utter.  I can’t wait!


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