I contemplated reposting my recap of The Tyra Banks Show’s “America’s Next Top Model Reunion,” the episode which saw all but four members of the Cycle 10 cast on Wednesday before the “Natural Beauty” episode.  Since the recap took me 45 minutes to write and possibly an additional hour to re-edit the freaking thing for LiveJournal, I’ll just link to it here–I don’t want to copy, paste and add pictures to something riddled with more HTML errors than…oh, I don’t have a punch line, but if I did it would end with “Sarah Palin” and something.

A few more goodies after the jump.  That is, after the Picture of Cycle 10 Girls Around a Strip Pole jump.

(Left to right: some guy in hat, Atalya, Stacy Ann, Kat, Marvita, Lauren, Claire, mixed drinks.)

I’m totally jealous of Lauren.  She can do anything in the world and still look glamorous.  From honestlyantm, here she is doing “I did Tyra and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”  Beside her is Amis, she of the high-waisted pants.

Twice, even, with Whitney, Atalya, Kathleen (yes, that Kathleen that said that animals that fight and die in the jungle should be used as furs from Cycle 8), Jenah and Claire.

Yes, this was last Friday, but she can do Pot Psychology for Slut Machine/Jezebel (with Amis again) and make cigarettes, Budweiser and $20 look good.

more about ““My Girlfriend Got Fat And I Find Her…“, posted with vodpod

She can even make sweaters look good:

(All ANTM)

Oh, sorry, that’s just Hannah.  And yes, I read that her last name is White, so I’ll correct the tags on her name in the near future.

But getting back on track, I’m angry that Fatima and Dominique were separated on Tyra’s set.  (From left to right, Claire, Fats, Nikeysha alias “hey gurl hey,” ShaRoun [this picture was from her MySpace, by the way], Dom and Atalya.)

(honestlyantm)

Tyra thought that the coffee fight, which she called “Coffeegate” at the reunion, was more important.  Note to Tyra: Lauren’s probably not going to tear Fatima limb by limb.  Stop trying to make it happen, okay?

So let us remember Fats and Dom (or Dom and Fats) with a few pictures, the way they should’ve been remembered.  While I was getting this section of the post together the following song came up in my Songbird (I’m trying to swich to that from iTunes because I don’t have a working iPod).  Just overlook the romantic intent of the song while you look at mah awesome picspam.

Various pictures from phoenixothon, the CW, the blog My Domain of Craziness and YouTube screencaps follow.

…and Tyra seperated them, condemning them to never to be together on camera like that again.  The miserable end.