so i was working on the eboni/lauren comparison…

but adobe premiere elements is a retarded piece of software.  i was going to add a flying lotus song to the video but the song just went all over the film.  not the mention that i had to sync audio to silent avi clips.  i’ll give myself another week to fix the errors.  if not, i’ll convert [...]

this blog is now on technorati

i’ll add other blog search engines later, and not globe of blogs or other blog-type search engines.
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short: what the hell’s kitchen?

cut because my ideas may be correct spoilers to next week’s hell’s kitchen episode.

update

i was suffering through a bit of career-related depression.  i was thinking of leaving college.  i don’t know if i want to or not.  i don’t think culinary school is for me.  i think i will end up becoming an artist of some sort.  with a bit of professional alcohol dispersion on the side.  if i stay i [...]

made from scratch: a “memoir”

 
i can only say with pride that there have only been four things that i hated reading because they were bad.  and those four things, are, in order from bad to seventh rung of hell:
4) thoughts by t-boz.  yes, tionne “t-boz” watkins of tlc.
3) richard mcbeef by seung-hui cho.
2) leading with the heart by coach [...]

a dead man in hollywood.

so i promised you a tale about what happened to me last friday.  the airline was fabulous—i mean, it’s fucking jetblue.  anything short of fabulous from jetblue and i’d be back with “shiny, happy” american airlines.  and fort lauderdale-hollywood international airport (fll) has free internet.  i don’t have to say much more about either fll [...]

the next food network star preview.

forgive me if this is not complete in any way—i’m currently preparing to file a complaint against the shuttle service that took me to the airport on friday. once it’s filed i’ll give you the details (since this blog is supposed to be my personal blog and all). before I was all set [...]

antm: fats and dom. or dom and fats.

this is a post all about what i forgot or didn’t get to recap in my earlier fats post as well as my new favorite antm contestant ever, dominique.
(item 6.5 is not safe for work, so proceed at your own risk unless your boss loves black girls’ nipples and cameltoe.  item 10 is spoilerific-ish–it’s from [...]

wait a minute…

according to the fashion spot, your winner of america’s next top moddle may possibly be…

announcement: moar the next food network star fun!

after the jump, because it’s long and stuff.