another top model meme.  i’m expanding it, though.  14 girls instead of 12, with explanations.

Cycle 1: Elyse–should’ve won cycle 1.  but she wouldn’t do it because she’d fight with j. alexander.  i’d just pick shannon to do it instead if elyse refuses.

Cycle 2: Shandi–still think she’s more stunning than yoanna and mercedes.  that “YOU HAD SEX!!!” thing just killed her career that she should’ve had.

Cycle 3: Tocarra–best plus-sized model in the history of top model.

Cycle 4: Kahlen–should’ve won cycle 4.

Cycle 5: Nik/Lisa–nik should’ve won cycle 5.  i mean, nicole?  srsly?  and i still think lisa was screwed over by the show’s sponsors like tocarra.

Cycle 6: Jade/Dani–i thought jade was a good model despite her “delusions.”  jade and dani should’ve walked in the last episode of this cycle, not joanie/dani.  dani would still win, but at least it would’ve been a competition. 

Cycle 7: Mel(rose)–cycle 7 was so boring (as opposed to cycle 5, which started off great until the yanks set foot on london soil).  i just wanted to give mel another chance to win.

Cycle 8: Natasha/Jael–nata is my favorite black girl that never was black ever.  (on this show at least.)  jael is a free spirit that i love.  she loves her fans and i love her for loving her fans.

Cycle 9: Heather–so what if she had a form of assburgers (asperger’s)?  she’s still more modelesque than saleisha!

Cycle 10: Dominique/Fatima–fats is just gorgeous despite being shorter than most of the girls (if not the shortest girl) this cycle.  i love her goofiness.  and she’s gorgeous and she smokes!  take that, tyrant!  i like her more than katarzyna (a lil’ bit) and anya (i’m sorry, i’m not with team anya.  she is not the second coming of natasha imho.  and i don’t get how she wins these challenges on this cycle).  i’m scared for her winning because i feel that she will be yet another saleisha, but i don’t know how she would fare at a modeling agency.  dominique, on the other hand, is what happens when a gorgeous model (with experience!) keeps it real to the point where she should’ve been in the chappelle’s show skit “when keeping it real goes wrong.”