antm: fats and dom. or dom and fats.

this is a post all about what i forgot or didn’t get to recap in my earlier fats post as well as my new favorite antm contestant ever, dominique.

(item 6.5 is not safe for work, so proceed at your own risk unless your boss loves black girls’ nipples and cameltoe.  item 10 is spoilerific-ish–it’s from the frequently vandalized wikipedia.  photo credits are in parenthesis like these.)  

(updated may 16 for a post-show interview that answers item 5.  read at your own risk.)

wait a minute…

according to the fashion spot, your winner of america’s next top moddle may possibly be…

announcement: moar the next food network star fun!

after the jump, because it’s long and stuff.

hearts notice

i’m taking a little hiatus from the blog next week–i’m going back to my first home (north carolina) to relax for a few days and then i’ll go through watching an introductory video that i’ve seen before in order to endure something i’ve needed for years and years (other than braces)–getting my wisdom teeth pulled because damn if they’re not bothering me now.  

i’m working on one large antm post before leaving miami (i leave may 16) and then i’m gone.  there may be some posts here and there but i’m going to worry less about posting and more about recovering before coming back in early june.

a heart nibbler comic: the princess fatima.

that’s how i feel when i talk about fats too.

unless specified by a link, all screen caps are from phoenixothon.  all words sponsored by the word “bitch” and, like, “like.”

quoting dominique: hell to the naw.

according to a reliable source at twop, your winner of this spring’s america’s next top moddle (spelling intentional) is…

this week’s hell’s kitchen first!

open letter to mariah carey.

 

 

mimi, 

two words for you: annul now.  and just get married to da brat in england instead.

 

yours, 

 

 

 

the nibbler

photo from jezebel.  quickie photo editing from picnik.

mocktail: mock of the dom!

like yesterday’s dom of the dead highball but without alcohol, duh.

1/4 of a slice of fresh lime juice (or to taste)

4 oz of youngberry juice

add ice in glass. pour ingredients over ice (an ice-down pour).  and consume.

anya’s age: maybe i’m overthinking this.

so i was watching this video of fats and dom talking about the competition (works in ie):

“she’s 18, and she has” yadda ya.

so i dug up my first episode files from phoenixothon:

 

and then i went to the cw:

something is really up now, cw.