Making this short and sweet, since I spent three hours redoing five or so posts.

Posts done before the computer broke

1. No York Fashion Week (“How Short Can You Go”)
2. Tyrant’s Playhouse (“The Early Bird Gets a Makeover”)
3. Who Wants to Be a Superhero 2: Cavern of Cameltoe (“Fortress of Fierceness”)
4. Stay Horrified, Appear Taller As Needed (“Make Me Tall”)
5. Easy, Breezy, Brutal Headwraps (“Take My Picture, Tyra!”)
6. Side Show and a Circus (“Dance with Me,” not to be confused with anything in this link)
7. The 36th Chamber of Munchkin (“Petite Ninja Warriors”)
8. The Outsiders (“Interview 101″)
9. Not So Good Eats (“Let’s Go Surfing”)

Posts done when I got my computer back

10. The Sadism Episode (“Dive Deeper”)

11. The Lullaby League welcomes you to Munchkinland. (“Hawaiian Hip-Hop”)

12.  The Unitentionally Queer Finale (AKA The Water Orgy Episode) (“America’s Next Top Model Is…”)

13. The Second Ever Vice-Style Recap (“Cycle 13: Revealed”) (Posterous links)

BONUS:  The Tyra Show’s “Fan Favorite” (Posterous link)

The off-season filler starts next week after I read three or so books.

It’s also the recap with the better looking pictures than the ones I posted on Posterous.

Bianca Richardson = a cracked-out black version of Serena van der Woodsen minus three inches.

(Note: the following was supposed to be published November 7, which will at least explain the Harper’s Bazaar cover and why Blair Waldorf is popping out of Nigel’s chest. This will replace the text recap that was published on that day.)

First things first, Laura Said Something Cute #7:

This is a very important plot point in this episode, as most of the events in the episode revolve around Laura’s birthday.

That said, how could I love Laura when I didn’t know it was her birthday last May-Junish June 12? Can I love someone I never knew existed before August?   The logic of this statement boggles my mind.

Thank you for clearing that up, Philosoraptor.

Saturday, starting with the “Dive Deeper” recap I meant to post earlier.  The jury is out on making new recaps for the couple of episodes after those recaps.  However, new, non-shitty pictures will be up soon, starting on Saturday.  Then, in December, prepare for a new series focusing on badly made food that you will not believe!

So I set up Posterious to autopost to hearts for dinner, but that didn’t work out too well with the cuts I wanted to add for your eyes (especially if you’re on a mobile device viewing this like I am). Instead I’ll link you to the “Vice-style” Cycle 13 clip show recap. The photos are here. The text to that post is here.  I promise I’ll clean up the reviews on WordPress and add better quality photos when my computer is fixed, starting with that “Dive Deeper” recap I meant to post about two weeks ago.

(Note: I’ve changed the hyperlink, link-dumping spammers.  LOL, U mad?)

After a time-wasting sequence that took nearly two and a half minutes away from my life I could’ve used to watch Modern Family with, the Last Munchkins Standing prepared for their CoverGirl commercials, held in some weird Hawaiian version of the Twilight forest minus those bad-acting sparkly vampires.  Something joined them in said forest.

Instead of sparkly vampires we have ANTM winner dinosaurs.  I’d consider this an upgrade.

10 things I learned about Cycle 13 by watching Tyra’s fan favorite semi-reunion fuckery, in which Rachel won a modeling contract

and Sundai randomly appeared for no real reason:

The Lullaby League welcomes you to Munchkinland.

It’s down to the final four, and sadly, it’s not college basketball and it’s not April. Too bad. Bad Hula Munchkins doesn’t nearly have the same ring as fighting mascots.

HA HA HA DISREGARD THIS POST THE NEW RECAP IS HERE

I won’t be able to post this week’s recap or, possibly, next week’s or the finale.  At least a non-text only version, which I may do.  After getting a DVR recorder and having no less than two flash drives on a 2+ year old computer, you’d think I would back up my work.  I didn’t.  And now, we all suffer.

Unlike my last computer hiccup, where the computer was okay, it just needed to manually have the dust removed and a new keyboard (I pulled the keys off because I was paranoid of the computer having water in it when it didn’t), this time the monitor is coming up dim, which either means something in the monitor is broken or the motherboard is dying.  In that case, thank goodness I backed up my music I bought from iTunes and wherever.  So I may see you later this evening once I charge up my iPhone and fire up my WordPress app?  Maybe?  I’ll try to make the recap less than 500 words and have a picture attached.